List of Ways to Save Money
✭Jeans with holes in the knees? Don’t throw them out - just paint your knees the same color
✭Instead of hiring someone to do it, chew your own gum.
✭Tell your boss to pay you more or else he can collect his own damn coins from the mall’s wishing well
✭Quit shopping at Prada and start shopping at Prada R Us
✭Build your own toasters from scratch
✭Take advantage of JCrew’s Take-A-Sweater-Leave-A-Sweater
✭Get arested. Health care is free in prison
✭Close your itunes account and make your own music
✭Plant and harvest your own pop-tarts
✭Tell everyone you’re running for president and could ‘use a little help’
✭Invent ‘money that mates’
✭When shaving, use tap water instead of cooking wine
✭Collect your loose change in a jar instead of throwing it at married couples after a wedding
✭Diapers are expensive. Give away one of your children.
✭Use 1’s instead of 5’s to light your 100’s to light your cigar
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I particularly like the 2nd to last one
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these are really good ideas actually
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