List of Ways to Save Money

✭Jeans with holes in the knees? Don’t throw them out - just paint your knees the same color

✭Instead of hiring someone to do it, chew your own gum.

✭Tell your boss to pay you more or else he can collect his own damn coins from the mall’s wishing well

✭Quit shopping at Prada and start shopping at Prada R Us

✭Build your own toasters from scratch

✭Take advantage of JCrew’s Take-A-Sweater-Leave-A-Sweater

✭Get arested. Health care is free in prison

✭Close your itunes account and make your own music

✭Plant and harvest your own pop-tarts

✭Tell everyone you’re running for president and could ‘use a little help’

✭Invent ‘money that mates’

✭When shaving, use tap water instead of cooking wine

✭Collect your loose change in a jar instead of throwing it at married couples after a wedding

✭Diapers are expensive. Give away one of your children.

✭Use 1’s instead of 5’s to light your 100’s to light your cigar

List of Ways to Save Money✭Jeans with holes in the knees? Don’t throw them out - just paint your knees the same color✭Instead of hiring someone to do it, chew your own gum.✭Tell your boss to pay you more or else he can collect his own damn coins from the mall’s wishing well✭Quit shopping at Prada and start shopping at Prada R Us✭Build your own toasters from scratch✭Take advantage of JCrew’s Take-A-Sweater-Leave-A-Sweater✭Get arested. Health care is free in prison✭Close your itunes account and make your own music✭Plant and harvest your own pop-tarts✭Tell everyone you’re running for president and could ‘use a little help’✭Invent ‘money that mates’✭When shaving, use tap water instead of cooking wine✭Collect your loose change in a jar instead of throwing it at married couples after a wedding✭Diapers are expensive. Give away one of your children.✭Use 1’s instead of 5’s to light your 100’s to light your cigar
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    I particularly like the 2nd to last one
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    these are really good ideas actually
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