A List Every DayTumblr (3.0; @listdaily)http://thedailyli.st/<h2><strong>The Next Ten Drawings for NYTimes&#8217; &#8220;Modern Love&#8221;</strong></h2> <p><strong>As a reference, today&#8217;s is a woman on a boat hugging a tortoise: </strong><strong><a href="http://nyti.ms/153OsOC.">http://nyti.ms/153OsOC.</a></strong></p> <p><strong>1.</strong></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/0ed57f65be8be0d1d57dc1ed0226f65d/tumblr_inline_mi0pmtxWxm1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p>2.</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/58f0ad5343d57c0bd79e1dfba04261e7/tumblr_inline_mi0pn2UA7Q1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p>3.</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/71d7fd5c07cc4aecd5e1a09d994ec62c/tumblr_inline_mi0pnh11Mb1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p>4.</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/95f31128707507f9bd103a0b07148e82/tumblr_inline_mi0pnq45r01qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p>5.</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/a7ebbb6cfc0d24628af0ee2e5fba050d/tumblr_inline_mi0pny5QeD1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p>6.</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/2ed16d18e62edf20f26199015315cbb2/tumblr_inline_mi0po5xCF81qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p>7.</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/02ccebf95fbdc33ef709c0b8bdbf13f1/tumblr_inline_mi0podofti1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p>8.</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/205ebb0121cb9d10889dc76f66c9aad2/tumblr_inline_mi0povHKre1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p>9.</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/4a497de63f0e458bdb28e6f208239c80/tumblr_inline_mi0pp3ffSK1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p>10.</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/74dbdeffd8e10fcf045d21cd3520f8de/tumblr_inline_mi0pp9DOEp1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p>-drawings by @lilyrothman and @elihuman</p>http://thedailyli.st/post/42771842535http://thedailyli.st/post/42771842535Sun, 10 Feb 2013 14:07:00 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c41049be876d63fd0d547a3f9013e051/tumblr_mfzbpvr4I71ruzfnro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><h2>Why There’s Traffic</h2> <p>Too many cars</p> <p>Lots of lights are red</p> <p>Accident ahead</p> <p>Because it build character</p> <p>No one’s in a rush</p> <p>This road only goes in a circle</p> <p>Everyone’s thinking about something else</p> <p>Michelin, god of cars, is displeased</p> <p>It’s a drive-in movie theater</p> <p>No one knows</p>http://thedailyli.st/post/39754627803http://thedailyli.st/post/39754627803Sat, 05 Jan 2013 12:13:30 -0500illustrationdrawingartcarstruckshighwaylol<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/447b0720604e4199cef217061319e7ad/tumblr_mfzblbsr1U1ruzfnro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><h2>Great New Apps</h2> <p>App Finder- Helps you find more apps.</p> <p>Counting- This app helps you count.</p> <p>Pep Talk- has over 100 historic pep talks. </p> <p>Cereal- A beautiful slideshow of bowls of breakfast cereal.</p> <p>High Low- You guess a number and this app tells you if it is high or low.</p> <p>Favorite App- This app will be your favorite app.</p> <p>App App- Comes with three other apps.</p> <p>Horsing Around- Roll on the ground with your device and this will make it sound like ol’fashioned horse play.</p> <p>Same Phone- Finds the person closest to you with your same phone.</p>http://thedailyli.st/post/39658786421http://thedailyli.st/post/39658786421Fri, 04 Jan 2013 10:17:16 -0500illustrationdrawinggoogle playitunes<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a9da8f0bdd90e5b021bfbacfb810cb84/tumblr_mfzbgcv6RR1ruzfnro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><h2>Things You Should Know About Hospitals</h2> <p>It’s where sick people come from.</p> <p>There are more than 100 of them world wide.</p> <p>Some of the beds in hospitals are on wheels.</p> <p>Sometimes there are people in those beds.</p> <p>Hospitals are taller than me or you.</p> <p>Mars has no visible hospitals.</p> <p>If you go in a hospital and the person asks if you would like to make a deposit, you’re in</p> <p>a bank.</p> <p>In hospitals, regular people hold bags of human blood. </p> <p>In Spanish, hospital is pronounced hospital.</p> <p>Running in a hospital is good luck.</p>http://thedailyli.st/post/39615537295http://thedailyli.st/post/39615537295Thu, 03 Jan 2013 20:47:32 -0500Health caregrossdrawingpictures<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/758790f12b9732e88f5068c32b0d2fc1/tumblr_mfzaxre5Ob1ruzfnro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><h2>What’s Happening At The Dog Park</h2> <p>Ball not thrown far enough</p> <p>Fence latched</p> <p>Dog standing on picknick table</p> <p>Girl brushing back hair with hand</p> <p>Neighbor still talking</p> <p>Balanced relationship talk going on</p> <p>Wood chip finding way into wool sock</p> <p>Ball being peed on</p> <p>Tail swinging in 4-4 time signature</p> <p>Guy holding coffee</p>http://thedailyli.st/post/39480269897http://thedailyli.st/post/39480269897Wed, 02 Jan 2013 11:32:00 -0500illustrationpetsdogscatspoopingpicture<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/16c121f91a942ff3bad2da96680ce284/tumblr_mfzajdcmu31ruzfnro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><h2>What New Yorkers Did For New Year’s Eve</h2> <p>Stood outside</p> <p><span>Brought in both noise and funk</span><br/><span></span></p> <p><span>Moved to LA</span><br/><span></span></p> <p><span>Wore their 2013 reading glasses</span><br/><span></span></p> <p><span>Explained Kardashanye baby to parents</span><br/><span></span></p> <p><span>Founded a non-profit for people lacking party hats</span><br/><span></span></p> <p><span>Rolled eyes </span><br/><span></span></p> <p><span>Resolved to make resolutions next year </span><br/><span></span></p> <p><span>Donated $10 million to a library</span><br/><span></span></p> <p><span>Yelled out numbers with well dressed strangers </span></p>http://thedailyli.st/post/39439562881http://thedailyli.st/post/39439562881Tue, 01 Jan 2013 22:18:48 -0500illustrationnew yearsartdrawing<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/046ef29acb042617f77dd4317683f715/tumblr_mff55i2MPB1ruzfnro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><h2>What Our Sweater Is Made Of</h2> <p>Lambswool<br/><span></span><br/><span>Cashmere </span><br/><span></span><br/><span>Fibrous protein from skin follicles </span><br/><span></span><br/><span>Dan Merino wool</span><br/><span></span><br/><span>Recycled vintage sweaters</span><br/><span></span><br/><span>Organic live bunnies</span><br/><span></span><br/><span>The strands of time</span><br/><span></span><br/><span>L.L. Bean catalogs </span><br/><span></span><br/><span>Mirrors</span><br/><span></span><br/><span>A lot of heart</span></p>http://thedailyli.st/post/38629853386http://thedailyli.st/post/38629853386Sun, 23 Dec 2012 10:43:35 -0500illustrationartdrawingchristmas<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/76acfef648c7ec22320f9865ec2bd828/tumblr_mff52bkhZI1ruzfnro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><h2 id="internal-source-marker_0.4072162906969983"><span>When We’re Giving Up</span></h2> <p><span>Never</span><br/><span></span><br/><span>Right now</span><br/><span></span><br/><span>In a sec</span><br/><span></span><br/><span>Post-haste</span><br/><span></span><br/><span>In due time</span><br/><span></span><br/><span>When the lawyer says so</span><br/><span></span><br/><span>When you learn to say please</span><br/><span></span><br/><span>After you look at what’s over there</span><br/><span></span><br/><span>If it turns out there’s no Arbor Day Fairy</span></p>http://thedailyli.st/post/38550781865http://thedailyli.st/post/38550781865Sat, 22 Dec 2012 11:45:38 -0500illustrationdrawingartmotivation<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e8fd4cfc0aa552a198e90d76f7cd4f1e/tumblr_mfa8hdxoky1ruzfnro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><h2>Animals That Would Lie to Your Face</h2> <p>Fox<br/><span></span><br/><span>Cheetah</span><br/><span></span><br/><span>Polar Bear</span><br/><span></span><br/><span>Stoat </span><br/><span></span><br/><span>Blue Jay</span><br/><span></span><br/><span>Peacock</span><br/><span></span><br/><span>Donkey </span><br/><span></span><br/><span>Swan</span><br/><span></span><br/><span>Octopus</span><br/><span></span><br/><span>Dolphin</span><br/><span></span><br/><span>Komodo dragon </span><br/><span></span><br/><span>All monkeys</span></p>http://thedailyli.st/post/38472386687http://thedailyli.st/post/38472386687Fri, 21 Dec 2012 12:04:26 -0500illustrationartnaturelol<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a1ca94c0a1714839bb091b01bdeaab0e/tumblr_mfa8bmDYEz1ruzfnro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><h2>Signs That the World Is About to End</h2> <p>We’re out of mayo<br/><span></span><br/><span>Mayan neighbor acting real hoity-toity </span><br/><span></span><br/><span>Internet being slow</span><br/><span></span><br/><span>Pope’s last tweet: “See you later suckas”</span><br/><span></span><br/><span>Pretty girl on subway is kissing </span><span>that </span><span>guy </span><br/><span></span><br/><span>Store sign reads “Going out of business”</span><br/><span></span><br/><span>Been 3 hours since latest terrible thing happened in the world</span><br/><span></span><br/><span>Guy from HR smiling </span><br/><span></span><br/><span>Uncle Thaddeus seems sober </span><br/><span></span><br/><span>The numbers 12, 21, and 12 are all mentioned in The Bible</span></p>http://thedailyli.st/post/38389039362http://thedailyli.st/post/38389039362Thu, 20 Dec 2012 11:32:54 -0500illustrationdrawingapocalypsemayanNew Yearlol<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d8654ac4ab54ee680b26cd7d822bfce2/tumblr_mfa80uOE1V1ruzfnro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><h2>What We’re Talking to Our Doctor About</h2> <p>The state of <em>his </em>colon</p> <p><br/><span>Our bodies, ourselves</span><br/><span></span></p> <p><br/><span>How many Zyrtec samples she can hand out at once</span><br/><span></span></p> <p><br/><span>Benefits of a ‘no-exercise’ diet </span><br/><span></span></p> <p><br/><span>Her waiting room Christmas album  </span><br/><span></span></p> <p><br/><span>Our missing left leg</span><br/><span></span></p> <p><br/><span>Mole on back that looks like Jesus</span><br/><span></span></p> <p><br/><span>His new one-man show, “Doctors With Borders”</span><br/><span></span></p> <p><br/><span>Prescription for 3rd season of Downton Abbey </span><br/><span></span></p> <p><br/><span>How great medicine is </span></p>http://thedailyli.st/post/38308394091http://thedailyli.st/post/38308394091Wed, 19 Dec 2012 11:12:00 -0500illustrationdrawinghospitalDr.lol<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b9a81ad9c050b44b313702fc641ac2cc/tumblr_mf22h26w1J1ruzfnro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><h2>What’s in Santa’s Beard</h2> <p>The only two snowflakes that are exactly the same<br/><span></span><br/><span>Dandruff</span><br/><span> </span><br/><span>A hanky</span><br/><span></span><br/><span>A little dressing</span><br/><span></span><br/><span>Gingerbread crumbs </span><br/><span></span><br/><span>Amelia Earhart</span><br/><span></span><br/><span>A small but growing Santa embryo</span><br/><span></span><br/><span>His newest manuscript </span><br/><span></span><br/><span>A pine cone from the first Christmas tree</span></p>http://thedailyli.st/post/38153307756http://thedailyli.st/post/38153307756Mon, 17 Dec 2012 11:56:10 -0500illustrationdrawingchristmasholiday<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/11e6f1ee6d2e7f5eabc214096f58abc5/tumblr_mf229we7ZM1ruzfnro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><h2>What You Should Know About Babies</h2> <p>They’re smaller than other humans<br/><span></span><br/><span>They don’t finish what they start</span><br/><span></span><br/><span>They don’t know how to text</span><br/><span></span><br/><span>Babies cannot work for more than 4 hours in a day</span><br/><span></span><br/><span>Look Who’s Talking is not a documentary </span><br/><span></span><br/><span>Some people think they see Vienna Sausages, when really they’re looking at baby hands </span><br/><span></span><br/><span>Babies can’t understand you</span><br/><span></span><br/><span>They are terrible spellers</span><br/><span></span><br/><span>Babies have no favorite teams </span></p>http://thedailyli.st/post/38067893418http://thedailyli.st/post/38067893418Sun, 16 Dec 2012 11:10:34 -0500illustrationdrawingchildren<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/881447245672c4b91cce5556615aa79b/tumblr_mf2242yW2A1ruzfnro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><h2>Animals That Have the Most Fun</h2> <p>Hippos<br/><span></span><br/><span>Foxes</span><br/><span></span><br/><span>Locusts</span><br/><span></span><br/><span>Dolphins</span><br/><span></span><br/><span>Sloths</span><br/><span></span><br/><span>Flying Squirrels </span><br/><span></span><br/><span><a href="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/dd/Cane-toad.jpg">This guy</a></span></p> <p><br/><span>Groundhogs</span><br/><span></span><br/><span>Mockingbirds </span><br/><span></span><br/><span>Kangaroos</span></p>http://thedailyli.st/post/38024539344http://thedailyli.st/post/38024539344Sat, 15 Dec 2012 20:12:00 -0500illustrationdrawingzoo<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b92f10fcf29cfa937407073724de5be8/tumblr_mf21wzYPwR1ruzfnro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><h2>Things to Leave Out For Santa</h2> <p>A note <br/><span></span><br/><span>Bowl of sugar for the reindeer </span><br/><span> </span><br/><span>A six-pack </span><br/><span></span><br/><span>Favorite book</span><br/><span></span><br/><span>The recycling</span><br/><span></span><br/><span>Last year’s return items</span><br/><span></span><br/><span>Check or money order</span><br/><span></span><br/><span>First born</span><br/><span></span><br/><span>Couple of chicks</span><br/><span></span><br/><span>Head of Tooth Fairy </span></p>http://thedailyli.st/post/37959905966http://thedailyli.st/post/37959905966Fri, 14 Dec 2012 23:31:47 -0500illustrationdrawinglolChristmasholidaypresents<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bac17ebd7af2d72eb9406a2e9fce6d68/tumblr_mewjpojXDB1ruzfnro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><h2>What Joe Biden’s Doing For Christmas</h2> <p>Laundry by the warf<br/><span></span><br/><span>Hosing down Camaro </span><br/><span></span><br/><span>Breaking out wild west train set </span><br/><span></span><br/><span>Jaeger bombs with secret service on the White House roof</span><br/><span></span><br/><span>Checking out some holiday yard sales </span><br/><span></span><br/><span>Wearing new “I’m with POTUS” tee</span><br/><span></span><br/><span>Putting flames on his Santa pajamas </span><br/><span></span><br/><span>Fighting with Jill over lyrics in the last verse of American Pie </span><br/><span></span><br/><span>Going hunting again in Oregon Trail </span><br/><span></span><br/><span>Borrowing money from the kids </span><br/><span></span><br/><span>Giving the president the same gift as last year: $25 Applebees Gift Card</span></p>http://thedailyli.st/post/37838157194http://thedailyli.st/post/37838157194Thu, 13 Dec 2012 11:32:27 -0500illustrationdrawingartlolholidayswhite housepresidentfamilyvideo games<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6988674b79217c7dd21391d74854bf1f/tumblr_mewjko0euX1ruzfnro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><h2>What We’re Doing With Our Film Degree</h2> <p><strong><br/></strong></p> <p><strong>Being put in charge of family Christmas photo</strong></p> <p><strong><br/></strong></p> <p><strong id="internal-source-marker_0.6169267122168094"><br/><span>Getting into SAT tutoring </span><br/><span></span></strong></p> <p><strong><br/></strong></p> <p><strong id="internal-source-marker_0.6169267122168094"><br/><span>Giving great movie recommendations </span><br/><span></span></strong></p> <p><strong><br/></strong></p> <p><strong id="internal-source-marker_0.6169267122168094"><br/><span>Getting to know adults that watch movies a lot</span><br/><span></span></strong></p> <p><strong><br/></strong></p> <p><strong id="internal-source-marker_0.6169267122168094"><br/><span>Maybe growing a beard</span><br/><span></span><br/><span></span></strong></p> <p><strong><span><br/></span></strong></p> <p><strong id="internal-source-marker_0.6169267122168094"><span>Summarizing 6-hour long ‘Best of Youth’ on wikipedia </span><br/><span></span></strong></p> <p><strong><br/></strong></p> <p><strong id="internal-source-marker_0.6169267122168094"><br/><span>Sort of learning to operate a projector</span></strong></p> <p><strong><span><br/></span></strong></p> <p><strong><span><br/></span></strong></p> <p><strong id="internal-source-marker_0.6169267122168094"><span>Applying to Digital Film School</span></strong></p>http://thedailyli.st/post/37793952022http://thedailyli.st/post/37793952022Wed, 12 Dec 2012 11:43:27 -0500illustrationdrawingartlolholidaysfamilyschoolcollege<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_menzu9jvrk1ruzfnro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><h2>Most Popular Angles</h2> <p>Acute angle<br/><span></span><br/><span>Obtuse angle</span><br/><span></span><br/><span>Right angle</span><br/><span></span><br/><span>Wrong angle</span><br/><span></span><br/><span>Straight angle</span><br/><span></span><br/><span>Straight but experiments angle</span><br/><span></span><br/><span>Vertical angle</span><br/><span></span><br/><span>Angle spelled angel</span><br/><span></span><br/><span>Angle food cake</span></p>http://thedailyli.st/post/37643257155http://thedailyli.st/post/37643257155Mon, 10 Dec 2012 11:43:36 -0500illustrationartdrawingmathgeometrynerds<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_menzpus9Yu1ruzfnro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><h2>Unnecessary Organs</h2> <p>Scalp uvula<br/><span></span><br/><span>Formal liver</span><br/><span></span><br/><span>Truck nuts</span><br/><span></span><br/><span>Boat boobs</span><br/><span></span><br/><span>Appendix</span><br/><span></span><br/><span>Right brain</span><br/><span></span><br/><span>Baby teeth</span><br/><span></span><br/><span>Soul</span><br/><span></span><br/><span>Infant claws</span><br/><span></span><br/><span>Lady fingers</span><br/><span></span><br/><span>A heart if a heart can be broken</span></p> <p>                                                         -by Michael Dar </p>http://thedailyli.st/post/37561941515http://thedailyli.st/post/37561941515Sun, 09 Dec 2012 11:43:00 -0500illustrationdrawinglolbodymedicine<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_menzlggsMA1ruzfnro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><h2>What Would Be Different If Hobbits Were Real</h2> <p>More blogs about round doors<br/><span></span><br/><span>There’d be a shampoo called Hobbit of Locksley </span><br/><span></span><br/><span>Canadians would just be called ‘tall Hobbits’</span><br/><span></span><br/><span>Peter Dinklage would be out of work</span><br/><span></span><br/><span>No one would have thought of human jockeys </span><br/><span></span><br/><span>There’d be a reality show called Hobbit Wives</span><br/><span></span><br/><span>High fives would be considered politically incorrect</span><br/><span></span><br/><span>There would be Hobbits that think 9/11 was an inside job</span><br/><span></span><br/><br/></p>http://thedailyli.st/post/37481511216http://thedailyli.st/post/37481511216Sat, 08 Dec 2012 11:32:29 -0500illustrationdrawingmovieslitbookstolkienpeter jacksonlol