List of Homework Assignments
✭Finish Mr. Hehmeyer’s novel for him
✭Color in the lines, or whatever
✭For God’s sake, just show up again
✭Bring candles. Budget cuts.
✭Feed Elliott, class snake
✭Feed Susan, class president
✭Show Mr. Hehmeyer how to get
around school’s firewall
✭Paper mache your weiner
✭Find the liquor cabinet in your house
✭Pick a parent, ask them what they do at their job,
and then say ‘that’s it?’
